Novelties

Clone-A-Pussy Chocolate

Sales — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:34:50 +1000

The Clone A Pussy Chocolate allows any woman to make a milk chocolate replica of their outer parts of their vagina in the comfort of your own home. What better gift to give to your lover than a chocolate copy of your pussy. Eating pussy has never tasted so good, well almost :)

Clone-A-Willy Plaster Kit

Sales — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:55:21 +1000

The Clone-A-Willy Plaster Kit is a quick-set molding process that captures incredible, life-like detail. Each kit contains everything you need to create an exact plaster replica of any penis. Think of this being prominently displayed standing proud on your mantelpiece - Immortalize that penis!

Pink Pecker Party Whistle Necklace

Sales — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:11:29 +1000

"BLOW" your party guests away with Pink Pecker Party Whistle Necklace. It's a decorative cock necklace that will get you lots of attention. Great for hen's nights.

Dirty Words Game

Sales — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:51:14 +1000

Dirty Words - The Game in the plain Brown Wrapper.

Could you score in six minutes? Or are you a 3 minute wonder?

Either way you have the chance to prove it with a few well chosen words in this crossword game for open minded adults.

All you need is a vivid imagination and a flair for talking dirty!

Pussy Soap on a Rope

Sales — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:03:46 +1000

The Pussy Soap on a Rope will make your shower time more erotic. Wash your bits with these pink bits, it can be used by pussy lovers everywhere, whether you are male or female. Now you can get dirty and clean at the same time with this soap on a rope. Washing your mouth out with soap has never been so much fun!

Clone-A-Willy Soap

Sales — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:11:09 +1000

With the Clone-A-Willy Soap you can now clean yourself with your favourite object. The Soap on a Rope Clone-A-Willy’s quick-set molding process captures incredible, life-like detail. Each kit contains everything you need to create an exact soapy replica of any penis. The Soap on a Rope makes bath time lots of fun!

Fetish Fantasy Series Xmas Plush Cuff Set

Sales — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:13:44 +1000

The Fetish Fantasy Series Xmas Plush Cuff Set proves that it is the season to be naughty! Everything you need to heat up the holiday is included in this seductive stocking stuffer: You get 2 Plush Wrist Cuffs, 2 Plush Ankle Cuffs, a Plush Santa Hat and Plush Love Mask. The soft, fur-lined cuffs are tethered by a chain and clip and easily adjust to fit most sizes, while the plush love mask gently prevents your partner from peeking. Santa won't be the only one coming this Xmas!

Pin the Junk on the Hunk

Sales — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 14:13:21 +1000

The Pin The Junk on the Hunk is perfect for your hens night.
Remember Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Now you can Junk on the Hunk!! See if you and your friends know where the junk is on a man! Contents include: 24x36 color poster of the Hunk; 15 hilarious cartoon units with separate poems that will apply to every type of guest at the party; and 10 generic units (in case you want to use your own imagination).

Clone-A-Willy Candle

Sales — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 10:05:30 +1000

Give the gift of light, in the shape of your favorite penis! The Clone-A-Willy's quick-set molding process captures incredible, life-like detail. Each kit contains everything you need to create an exact candle replica of any penis. The Candle Clone-A-Willy makes a unique and fun gift for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, holidays, bachelorette parties, and more!

Edible Undies - Cherry

Sales — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:34:43 +1000

This Edible Undies - Cherry is the Original Edible Undies! Now available in this new design and is a Cherry flavour. Mix & Match flavors with our other edible products. Contents: One Edible Undie

Disposable Pecker Cupcake Pans

Sales — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:48:39 +1000

With the Disposable Pecker Cupcake Pans you can make your own cock-cakes. Give one to someone and tell them to eat cock! Great for making the girls last night out an unforgettable one with these hilarious Bachelorette party favors.

Dickdar

Sales — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:43:41 +1000

Aim the Dickdar keychain at your subject’s dick and hit the Dickdar button. In just a few moments the Dickdar’s amazing technology will size up his schlong and tell you the results. Features 6 talking phrases to indicate the size of his wang. Great for hen's nights.

Pin The Macho On The Man

Sales — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:23:42 +1000

The Pin The Macho On The Man is perfect for your hens night.
Remember Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Now you can Pin the Macho on the MAN!! See if you and your friends know where the macho is on a man! Contents include: 24x36 color poster of the Macho Man; 15 hilarious cartoon units with separate poems that will apply to every type of guest at the party; and 10 generic units (in case you want to use your own imagination).

Beatin' Barack

Sales — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:59:07 +1000

Beatin' Barack is a man who is taking matters in his own hands. Watch him stimulate his own package! He's just what we need...Another jerk-off in the White House! He beat the odds...now watch him beat his meat!

Dicky Sipping Straws

Sales — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:58:07 +1000

Enjoy your next cocktail party with Dicky Sipping Straws. Perfect for hens nights! These dick-topped straws are a long-time favourite for cocktails either at a home party or out at the pub! Great gag for cocksuckers! Pack of 10. Available in Flesh or Black.

Party True Or Dare

Sales — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 14:13:25 +1000

The Party True Or Dare is the classic game of truth or dare with a twist. Roll the die to see your fate. Includes 1 deck of truth or dare cards, 12 pass along cards, instructions, and one die.

Make your own Dildo kit

Sales — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 10:38:17 +1000

The make your own Dildo kit is the professional-grade home molding kit that allows any man to make an exact, incredibly detailed copy of his own penis and balls in super-realistic rubber. This kit contains everything that you need to make your penis clone in the comfort of your own home. Use it to keep the wife or girlfriend happy when you go away. The make your own dildo kit makes a great romantic gift for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, and much more!

Ron Jeremy's Wind Up Toy

Sales — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:54:20 +1000

Ron Jeremy's Wind Up Toy shows you how it's done. "You Would If You Could!" Every man would take a lick at himself and never leave home if he could.... wind it up and laugh. Great gag to give to a cock sucker you know.

I Rub My Fishie

Sales — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:56:25 +1000

I Rub My Fishie is a waterproof, personal massager that will turn your bath or shower into happy hour! This discreet massager can accompany you anywhere, from the office to the pool. Its super-strong motor feeds the incredible vibrations in its big eyes and tail. Just press its sides and relax as powerful waves of vibration sooth away the stresses and tensions of life.

I Rub My Wormie

Sales — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:31:23 +1000

I Rub My Wormie is a discreet massager that is disguised as a playful green caterpillar. It features dual-speed control, stimulating contours and an easy-grip body design, so he won’t wiggle out of your hands. I Rub My Wormie is waterproof and covered in Soft2Touch skin, which is exquisitely soft and tactile! I Rub My Wormie contains no latex or phthalates. Bath time has never been so much fun!

Nookii - The Grown Up Game for Playful Couples

Sales — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:35:50 +1000

Nookii - The Grown Up Game for Playful Couples

A must-have for a playful night with your loved one. You will never get bored playing Nookii...you don't move around a board, you concentrate on each other according to the playful directions on the specially scripted Nookii cards on three saucy levels, Mmm Ooh and Aah. Set the Nookii timer and enjoy.

Contents: 90 cards on three different levels - a set of suggestions for him and a set for her, Timer, 2 Dice, Sheer Scarf, Do Not Disturb Door Sign and Playing Guidelines. read more »

Edible Bra - Cherry

Sales — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:20:54 +1000

Edible Bra - Cherry is just what you need to match your pair of Original Edible Undies ! The edible, lickable bra is a fun way to tame him passionately. Mix & match flavors with our other edible products

Blow Job Undies

Sales — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:55:31 +1000

Blow Job Undies are the most convenient way to just flop it out and get what you want. She'll know exactly what you want when you are wearing these undies with a convenient opening right where you want it.

Trouser Enlarger

Sales — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:50:26 +1000

The Trouser Enlarger is a handy hidden pump that can be used to attract the ladies. Just the thing to give you the extra confidence you need when you are out on the prowl!

Perfect Date Love Doll

Sales — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:26:33 +1000

The Perfect Date Love Doll is the woman you've always dreamed of, she's only 3 foot tall and has no teeth. She has a built in beer holder at the right height, and she wont talk back or complain. Go on a perfect date today!

Male Edible Undies - Strawberry Chocolate

Sales — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:36:44 +1000

The Male Edible Undies - Strawberry Chocolate is the Original Edible Undies! Now available in this new design and is Strawberry Chocolate flavour. Mix & Match flavors with our other edible products. Contents: One Edible Undie

The Old Ball And Chain

Sales — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:30:07 +1000

The bachelor or bachelorette party wouldn't be complete without the customary symbolic ball and chain to remind them just what they are about to get themselves into! Make the future bride or groom wear this ball and chain to add just the right amount of humorous embarrassment to the festivities.

Clone-A-Willy Vibrator

Sales — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:21:02 +1000

The Clone-A-Willy Vibrator medically tested molding gel process captures incredible, life-like detail, making this the most personalized vibrating sex toy you will ever own. Each kit contains everything you need to create an exact replica of any penis in the comfort of your own home. Use the Clone-A-Willy to put the spark back in your long-distance relationship, or replicate your lover’s penis to double your pleasure and fun. The Clone-A-Willy kit makes a great romantic gift for birthdays, holidays, showers, anniversaries, and much more!

Bath Mate Vibrating Sponge Ball

Sales — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:13:49 +1000

With the Bath Mate Vibrating Sponge Ball you can make bath time into bath fun! This spherical foam ball features a waterproof vibrating core. It's just the thing to make you relax after a long day.

Male Edible Undies - Pina Colada

Sales — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:48:37 +1000

These Male Edible Undies - Pina Colada are the Original Edible Undies! Now available in this new design and is a Pina Colada flavour. Mix & Match flavors with our other edible products. Contents: One Edible Undie

Make Her Blush Massager

Sales — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:39:58 +1000

Make Her Blush Massager will brush some excitement into your next encounter. Its soft tip will pamper and caress the skin while the stimulating vibration will enhance the passion of any who use it. It's the perfect touch for that special moment!

Curious Corn Vibrator

Sales — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:08:02 +1000

Now you can play with your food with this Curious Corn Vibrator. It is 6.5" long and is waterproof. Keep one in your pantry in case of emergencies!

Flashers Tool

Sales — Mon, 25 May 2009 10:09:34 +1000

The Flashers Tool is a ready to wear pair of decorated underpants that will have all eyes on you! Give one to the Buck so he can show off his manhood in public one last time on his Bucks Night. Great fun for parties, nudist beaches and shocking the hell out of your friends!

Massaging Hair Brush

Sales — Thu, 21 May 2009 13:45:50 +1000

With this Massaging Hair Brush you can enjoy the relaxing, soothing feel of contoured bumps and flexible bristols as it massages your scalp and tantalizes your body. The vibrating brush is designed to give you a stress-free experience no matter where you travel. Every girl should have one. Requires 2 AA Batteries (Not Included).

Bachelorette Party Caution Tape (20ft)

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:53:23 +1000

This Bachelorette Party Caution Tape (20ft) is for when you know the party's going to get out of control. Caution tape reads: CAUTION: BACHELORETTE PARTY - DANGER: WILD WOMEN. Can't say you haven't been warned!

The Original Ass Tray

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:50:11 +1000

The Original Ass Tray is more than an ashtray, it's an ash-hole! Stick your butts in this butt and puff away in peace. Always wanted to stick a hot cherry where the sun don't shine? Go right ahead, this little piece of ass will have you blowing smoke!

Frozen Dicky Cubes

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:47:00 +1000

These Frozen Dicky Cubes are a must for entertaining. These dick shaped icecubes are great for sexing up your next cocktail.

Frozen Boob Cubes

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:45:07 +1000

The Frozen Boob Cubes are a must for entertaining. These boob shaped icecubes are great for sexing up your next cocktail.

Whopping Willy Undies

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:32:22 +1000

Impress the girls with these Whopping Willy Undies. Great for a laugh at your next party. One size fits most.

Big Boobie Apron

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:24:06 +1000

With the Big Boobie Apron you will certainly get all the attention at your next BBQ.

Boobie Pillow

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:17:26 +1000

With the Boobie Pillow you can park your head between this fine pair of inflatable exotic boobs. Great for relaxing in the bathtub or as a novelty gift.

Precious Gems - Intimate Heart Nipple Hooks

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:13:07 +1000

With Precious Gems - Intimate Heart Nipple Hooks you can dazzle and delight with these non-piercing intimate body jewelry. Fulfill the fantasy without the pain! Lightweight, comfortable and adjustable. Direct attention and keep it!

Glow-In-Dark Finger Paints

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:10:18 +1000

With Glow-In-Dark Finger Paints you can create your own masterpiece! Make your partner glow with delight! These dynamic paints will add color to any couples world. Let your creative juices flow! Each box includes four vibrant colors and one soft brush. 4 x .25 oz (7 ml)

Edible Kandy Undies For Him

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:05:12 +1000

With Edible Kandy Undies For Him you can give "hard candy" a whole new meaning with this Edible G-String Pouch. This is the same candy we all remember growing up, only this time the sweet treat is really what's underneath! With over 300 edible candies on each piece, they're good to the last nibble. Yummy! One size fits most.

Edible Kandy Undies For Her

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 10:58:55 +1000

With the Edible Kandy Undies For Her you can give "hard candy" a whole new meaning with this Edible G-String. This is the same candy we all remember growing up, only this time the sweet treat is really what's underneath! With over 300 edible candies on each piece, they're good to the last nibble. Yummy! One size fits most.

Male Edible Underwear - Strawberry Champagne

Sales — Tue, 19 May 2009 10:53:09 +1000

Male Edible Underwear - Strawberry Champagne are the Original Edible Undies ! The edible, lickable brief is a Strawberry Champagne flavour. Mix & Match flavors with our other edible products. Contents: One Brief

Clone-A-Pussy

Sales — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:50:30 +1000

The Clone-A-Pussy is a Do-It-Yourself Kit that includes everything you will need to make an incredibly detailed, Life-Size rubber copy of the outer portion of any vagina from your own home.

Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrator

Sales — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:21:57 +1000

The Clone-A-Willy Glow in the Dark Vibrator is perfect for those lonely dark nights. The Glow in the Dark Clone-A-Willy’s quick-set molding process creates incredibly life-like detail, making this the most personalized vibrating sex toy you will ever own. Each kit contains everything you need to create an exact glowing replica of any penis. Never lose your lover in the dark again!

Edible Bra - Banana

Sales — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 14:22:37 +1000

The Edible Bra - Banana is just what you need to match your pair of Original Edible Undies ! The edible, lickable bra is a fun way to tame him passionately. Mix & match flavors with our other edible products

Tiger's Wood Condom

Sales — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:37:54 +1000

With the Tiger's Wood Condom you too can protect your Big Stick just like the pros. The authentic Tiger's Wood Cover is a king-sized condom which measures 4" in diameter and is big enough for even the biggest player! It's guaranteed to make 'em laugh!